BOob JObs!!!

JesusMaryMotherofGod! wow… damn i never knew boob jobs could be soo… gross yet… yield such beautiful results (not that i would want any).

I was watching Fate Stay Night and left the Tv on ’cause I didn’t want to go get the remote and Dr. 90210 popped up out of nowhere. It looked promising but oh boy was I wrong. 10 minutes into the show I was treated to an eye full of fat, torn skin, and stitches. And boobs too. I never knew people sooo beautiful could be so self conscious! I mean, they have the nose, the eyes, the skin, the lips, and the body that most of us can only dream of having, yet they alter themselves to the point of having boobs the size of basketballs drooping over their bellies or having that perpetually ’surprised’ look that really irks me. They even go to those tanning salons but instead of looking like a Brazillian goddess, they just come out orange and shiny.  

The surgeons look really gay and unprofessional. One of them even had the nerve to close his eyes during the surgery and say “I don’t need to look. This is like martial arts, like, having eyes at the back of your head. I just need to use my hands.” I wanted to sue! What if he makes a mistake and stab something important or some shit?! damn! aaahh even though i don’t aprove of any alterations to your body, it’s their decision, so whatever.

~ by Jamjam on November 5, 2007.

One Response to “BOob JObs!!!”

  1. Oh my gosh I saw the episode where he did that!!! It was ridiculous, I was thinking he better hope she doesn’t see the tape. How can someone act like that during surgery??

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